Strong Like Bull

J doing his best impression of a dude who wears Ed Hardy.

Here’s the story: some rando-douche was doing push-ups on his boat. It was all very “which way to the gym?”  He was basically giving everyone free admission to the gun show. Anyway, he kept doing this in between sipping muscle milk I can only assume. People were definitely staring at him or confirming the existence of tribal tattoos on his biceps. I’m also fairly certain that he was wearing Ed Hardy swim trunks because unfortunately they make those and he MAY have been sporting a puka (aka puke-a) necklace. J found this all obnoxious as we all did and instructed me to get on his back. Making fun of him was grand. Look at me! I can do pushups with my girlfriend on my back! He did approximately 4 pushups before his arms atrophied. I should really lay off the cheesecake. We certainly had to document this digitally so he banged out one more. He’s so awesome. Didn’t even need muscle milk.